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Last night I played softball. I began playing with the company team. Just to let you know I am the worst person on the team but that doesn't stop me from having fun (However it does stop me from catching, hitting and running.) The other team's captain was an ass. He was loud, obnoxious, maybe a little drunk (I know that I'm painting myself in this description but he was John^2.
So by game two our team was fed up with him harassing his team, harassing our team, harassing the Ump (named blue I assume for the color of clothes they wear.) One of our guys (who's identity will remain confidential to protect him) got up to bat and the loudmouth was playing 3rd base. Our guy whaled the ball right at him. I don't know if it was on purpose or just a lucky hit but it was a line drive right to the guy. Unfortunately he caught the ball but it cost him a bruised hand and a broken glove. We all cheered his out like a grand slam.
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