| RANT | POSTED | LINK |
| An urgent warning to all about the conspiracy that the TV, "Big Brothers" don't want you to know about. | I don't remember | G Force |
| Why Valentine's Day is bad and what you can do about it | 2/7/00 | I hate Valentine's Day |
| You don't need a cell phone, if you think you do, read here. | 2/8/00 | Cell phones |